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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2018 4:25:15 GMT
UP: Erik "You're not scoring. You're not scoring. Nobody's scoring" Goeddel
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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Jun 10, 2018 4:56:30 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2018 15:20:50 GMT
In a hilarious new comedy coming this week only on Hallmark channel, when top pitcher Carrasco gets injured playing goalie in a pickup game, it's up to "can I play" Guyer to creep out of the DL shadows and on to the mound. Watch him struggle with command, "Where's the cutoff guy?" and lack of confidence, "Yo, I'm not used to being this close to the batter" as he discovers that with the help of teammates, anything's possible, and even a pitcher can steal....your heart.
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Post by Astros GM (Travis) on Jun 17, 2018 18:40:38 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2018 22:03:43 GMT
Goodrum: down to the minors because he can't pitch
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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Jun 18, 2018 22:20:45 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2018 23:10:43 GMT
So it turns out the gray chalky phone number on the black card does belong to the Van guys, and interestingly enough, for the right sum even guys with no options, like our RP Cook for example can, uh, be sent down to the uh.... I mean the front office suggested it and that news leaked to ESPN and... oh, whatever, he's gone now so let's just move on. Cook to Minors. There, shoulda just said that.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2018 0:29:26 GMT
...and we'll call up Goodrum. Hopefully you'll get to see it, dude knows how to Tuck n' Roll!
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Post by Astros GM (Travis) on Jun 23, 2018 13:13:59 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2018 14:09:15 GMT
Vargas to the DL for "sucking" ...didn't realize that was a thing, but apparently it is.
Taylor Rogers will be called up in a corresponding move.
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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Jun 24, 2018 23:34:02 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2018 3:50:44 GMT
Hmm. Ok then, Carrasco and Venters swap DL assignments. Uh, yeah.
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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Jun 25, 2018 13:09:03 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2018 17:23:47 GMT
Erik "Ok, you can score. Sure, your friend too. Wait, just how many friends are we talking about here?" Goeddel back to the minors until he can come up with a shorter nickname. Also to make room for Neil.
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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Jun 25, 2018 17:32:48 GMT
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