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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Jul 27, 2018 19:16:54 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2018 20:21:19 GMT
Holy shit! Andrew Miller got activated. What the...? And 24 hours before the trade deadline...Interesting. Smells like conspiracy. Anyway, he's off DL and Neil Ramirez is going to the farm in upstate NY to visit his boyhood puppy Sniffles.
Spoiler alert: Sniffles never made it to the farm. Fingers crossed for Neil though.
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Post by Astros GM (Travis) on Aug 4, 2018 5:02:05 GMT
Poor Sniffles, master updated.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2018 2:50:07 GMT
News Flash: CLE Recalls RF Palka, Options RP Crick, Drinks RC Cola
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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Aug 10, 2018 3:06:58 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2018 3:34:56 GMT
Edwin "Eddie Baby" Encarnacion has flown back to Cleveland to have his bicep surgically reattached to his arm. He has been put on the DL against his wishes and the outcry from the Encar-Nation has been deafening.
Regardless, off he went, and Taylor Rogers has been summoned from whichever country's oppressive governments' police he and his hippie friends "in the minors" have been throwing rocks at lately.
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Post by Astros GM (Travis) on Aug 13, 2018 13:41:04 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2018 3:18:48 GMT
So like I was sayin', there was a scuffle in the street so we all went out to look (RPs got there last, jogging slowly of course) and a long haired kid decked some guy who went to the sidewalk in a heap next to some other body. Then the assailant jumped into what I can only assume was the prone men's van, and drove off in a wild serpentine fashion. Turns out that WAS Hader, but that was NOT our van. The police and men's lawyers made that clear. Anyways it's been a busy day bribing lawyers and keeping the media hush hush, and no one has heard from Josh, so we're bringing Ryu off the DL and just going to assign Hader to the Minors until he shows up. I've been corrected, even if.
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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Aug 15, 2018 13:45:06 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 22:03:46 GMT
Today, Kids, on "Burying the Weak" we have two teams heading to the playoff run unwilling to risk the efforts of some of their untradeable assets, to wit:
Mike Montgomery
Blaine Hardy
Who have been sent unceremoniously and somewhat headshakingly to the DL. Huh. So... so so so
We're DL'ing them just in case, but for now, no further movements. We did put a few mattresses out on the sidewalk and asked Tyrone to keep an eye out overnight, but the boys're pretty used to this now, so barely a mention or pocket bet on whom we might see come breakfast.
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Post by Cubs GM (Heller) on Aug 19, 2018 1:18:59 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2018 22:13:27 GMT
Edwin "Eddie Baby" Encarnacion's bicep has been reattached, complete with lasers and a hidden compartment for his cash/keys. He was showing it off in the clubhouse and we all decided to bring him off DL and let him play first so he could show off what it could do. Exciting stuff.
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Post by Astros GM (Travis) on Aug 24, 2018 19:08:24 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2018 14:33:37 GMT
*@&#%$*@#&%$&@#$^2%^ it!! Mallex to DL. May as well bring Biff or Blaine or whatever off DL. I paid the shaman extra for "no injuries at playoff time" and this is what I get. My bat is going to have to have a word with him.
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Post by Astros GM (Travis) on Aug 25, 2018 19:43:14 GMT
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