Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2018 6:08:09 GMT
It happened at the breakfast table. I mean, at some point during the team breakfast. I'm not clear as to exactly when, as we were all talking, and it was a buffet you know, so we were moving about, and settling in when Lindy dropped his silverware and yelled "Dude, when did you get here!?" And there he was, Jose "Hella" Pirela, in the flesh, seated with the pitchers, eggs on a fork hovering in midair, looking a bit disoriented. We asked a couple questions but he didn't answer, then someone cracked a lame joke which broke the moment. After that we were all just sort of talking about the upcoming season and he seemed to warm up and fit in so well that we kind of forgot about the whole thing.
Until later tonight on my way home, when I almost hit a giant rabbit. I stopped to see if it was ok, and it spoke to me. It said "29 Days, 14 hours, 11 minutes, and 22 seconds" in an ominous monotone. (As if a giant bunny would speak any other way.) It riddled, Hella can't play 2B once until he's played 2B ten times.
But...that's not possible.
He is playing 2B in a parallel universe where he can not play LF.... But the multiverse knows that he must be two-position eligible.... Until then, the edge between these two universes is unstable which threatens both with collapsing into each other.... Soon these two universes will intersect, when this Hella will be exchanged with the other; only then will the two universes coalesce into harmony, singularity will dissipate, and Pirela will be able to man 2B here in our universe.
But I still can't get over Lindy using silverware! Silverware! What is the world coming to?!
Until later tonight on my way home, when I almost hit a giant rabbit. I stopped to see if it was ok, and it spoke to me. It said "29 Days, 14 hours, 11 minutes, and 22 seconds" in an ominous monotone. (As if a giant bunny would speak any other way.) It riddled, Hella can't play 2B once until he's played 2B ten times.
But...that's not possible.
He is playing 2B in a parallel universe where he can not play LF.... But the multiverse knows that he must be two-position eligible.... Until then, the edge between these two universes is unstable which threatens both with collapsing into each other.... Soon these two universes will intersect, when this Hella will be exchanged with the other; only then will the two universes coalesce into harmony, singularity will dissipate, and Pirela will be able to man 2B here in our universe.
But I still can't get over Lindy using silverware! Silverware! What is the world coming to?!
